Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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