Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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