I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
two words...techno handjob
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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