my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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