So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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