How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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