don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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