AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Alive.
So much puke
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He keeps bees of course he's weird
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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