im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I could have mohawked her pubes.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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