yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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