why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he fucked my hip out of place.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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