okay pat passed out under dana's car
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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