Porn is love you can see.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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