..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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