Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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