if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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