If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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