i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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