K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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