So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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