Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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