the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I have fence marks all over my body
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
