does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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