i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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