Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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