In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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