fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she told me i tasted like america
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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