he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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