big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
My Sexting was not on an AP level
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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