i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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