There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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