I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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