i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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