VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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