tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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