Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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