He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
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