Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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