I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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