in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
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Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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