What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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