Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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