i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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