white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
She needs sedatives and a leash
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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