try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this boner is exhausting
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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