I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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