the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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