my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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