is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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