How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I want to make a zoo with you.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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