In the future we'll all be gay
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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