Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
