i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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