Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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